{"id":3848,"date":"2024-12-18T16:48:20","date_gmt":"2024-12-18T06:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/?p=3848"},"modified":"2024-12-18T16:56:56","modified_gmt":"2024-12-18T06:56:56","slug":"first-night-in-nyc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/first-night-in-nyc\/","title":{"rendered":"First night in NYC"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Took forever to get here due to departure delays and LAX being woefully understaffed (and using outdated tech).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyhoo, I made it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Highlight so far was when I made friends with a bunch of preppy investment bankers and we did shots of Fireball together. See photo of my new frat boy homies below. It felt like I was in a Bret Easton Ellis novel from the 90\u2019s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-1024x683.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-1024x683.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-1536x1024.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-2048x1365.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/485A0097-1-690x460.jpeg 690w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took forever to get here due to departure delays and LAX being woefully understaffed (and using outdated tech). Anyhoo, I made it. Highlight so far was when I made friends with a bunch of preppy investment bankers and we did shots of Fireball together. See photo of my new frat boy homies below. It felt like I was in a Bret Easton Ellis novel from the 90\u2019s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3848"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3854,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848\/revisions\/3854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriaxis.com\/distraction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}